Was supposed to finish my Christmas story, them dreamt this last night ...

He Knew It Would Hurt (1957 words) by DivineVarod
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer
Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, The Cat (Red Dwarf), Holly (Red Dwarf), Olaf Petersen, Selby ( ( Read more... )

Something for No One (11432 words) by Alvitr
Chapters: 3/6
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Frankenstein the cat, Frank Hollister
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:
The boys eventually make it off of Io, but not before they go for a hike ( Read more... )

Something for No One (2728 words) by Alvitr
Chapters: 1/5
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Frankenstein the cat, Frank Hollister
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:
Hollister makes a different decision about Lister's cat, and it has a ( Read more... )

Title: Second Chances Are Smegheads
Author: Sallycandance
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Type: humour, slash, de-ageing
Characters, Pairings: Kryten, Holly, Cat, Rimmer/Lister
Timeline: Right after series VI, ignoring all later seasons
Summary: Holly steers them wrong and into a funny nebula that turns the crew into children. It’s annoying and scary-but it’s ( Read more... )

Fic: Soup
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister preslash
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: Rimmer tries to demonstrate the finer points of soup dispenser repair to the newest technician. Things don't go his way.
Notes: Humiliation, wet and messy. Written as a birthday fic for horselizard/fecklesheckleshacklesschmeckles.

( Soup )

Fic: Bastard
Pairing: vague Rimmer/Lister preslash
Rating: G
Summary: Lister's thoughts on Rimmer before asking him to come up with a battle plan in The Beginning.
Notes: All dialogue is taken directly from the episode. Very short. Many thanks to horselizard/fecklesheckleshacklesschmeckles for beta reading.

( Bastard )

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Fic: Light Bondage ( Read more... )

Fic: Rough
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Aboard Starbug, Rimmer and Lister are sneaking around for some mutual "stress relief". Rough sex. Pretty much PWP.

( Rough )

Fic: A Hitch in the Plan ( Read more... )